We have an open office plan – and until recently I was only
aware of the disadvantages. Until this incident happened during the lunch hour in the office.........
An over-powering smell of Chicken Biriyani, Mutton Kheema
and Egg noodles made me realize that the table behind me has been occupied by a
trio having their lunch. Soon the lunch
conversation drifted into discussing their weekend activity…
Since I cannot reveal their names, let me call them Party 1, Party 2, and Party 3.
Party 1 : “I went to Main Tera Hero movie this
weekend, and my girlfriend thought the hero Varun Dhawan was really sexy”. He said it in a petulant tone, which was
picked upon by the other 2 parties.
Party 2 : “It must be his pectorals, and the way he twitches
them in the song while holding 2 girls on either side”.
Party 3 : “Yeah, I don’t know how he manages to shake his
breasts” – the envy clearly showing.
Party 1 mulled over this, and then blurted out the question
that he was wrestling with for some time : “Do you think girls like guys who
can twitch their pectorals?”.
I could detect a certain anxiety in his voice.
There was collective silence as the 3 parties brooded on
this difficult question for the rest of their lunch.
All the 3 parties looked like the fit ones who go to the gym
- but when it comes to twitching the pectorals, it is a hard act to follow,
undoubtedly.
Very insightful indeed.
Yes, the open seating plan does have its advantages.
1 comment:
Hahahahaha. And so this is why you wanted to watch the movie so badly? :P
Tch. So much for wondering what conversations people have in offices over lunch. :'D
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